honeybpd:

the government, watching me from the cameras: “the lack of motivation on this girl. incredible.”

mexicofifa:

when ur mom drags u but its true

narcissistictaako:

tfw you’re a millenial but you don’t like avocado

liquidcoma:

kawaiilluminatii:

YMCA but instead of young man they say comrade and YMCA is USSR

comrade, steel production is down/i said comrade, you must sleep on the ground

theseneschalxin:

dutchster:

remember when we had to get out of bed to get on the internet